Ok just to take a break from all the politics let me tell you something about Ah Beng.
See hor, Ah Beng once visited the USA. He was hanging out with some friends at a bar.
So his first friend said to the bartender, “Johnny Walker, single.”
His second friend said to the bartender, “Jack Daniels, single.”
Ah Beng then said to the bartender, “Tan Ah Beng, married.”
Ha.
Ha.
(copyright Ng Wah Lock. Look out for his Ah Beng joke book that’s supposed to be hitting some stands.)